Dave's Rap.....
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CLICHEVILLE
recorded in Kansas City, MO to 8 trk digital early 2000's

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
A STITCH IN NINE SAVES TIME
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE
AS CERTAIN AS DEATH AND TAXES
BEATING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL IS A FUTILE GESTURE BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
BREAK A LEG
CATCH YOU LATER ALLIGATOR
YOUR DANCING’ LIKE A CAT ON A HOT TIM ROOF
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
DON’T PISS INTO THE WIND
DON’T PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY
DON’T TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS
DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY
EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE
MAKES YOU HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE
YOU KNOW, GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT
BUT YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
GRASS DOES NOT GROW ON A BUSY STREET
HE IS A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK
HE IS PLAYING WITH A PAT HAND
HE’S A HAYSEED
HE’S A REDNECK
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
I FELL OFF OF THE WAGON
IF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS JUMPED OFF THAT BRIDGE
WOULD YOU?
IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT
IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT
I’M A TEETOTALER, HA!
I’M HIGHER THAN A KITE
IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LAY SINGS
IT DEPENDS ON WHOSE OX IS BEING GORED
IT’S NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT
MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID, ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY
ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BATCH YOU KNOW
BUT YOU GOT TO TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME
BECAUSE OPPOSITES ATTRACT
AND IF YOU DON’T, IT’S OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE
SHE’S AS PRETTY AS A FOOT
TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
THE CORN IS KNEE HIGH BY THE 4TH OF JULY
THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM
THE FUTURE WAITS FOR NO MAN
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE
TIME MOVES ON
TIMING IS EVERYTHING
TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY
BUT WE DID OUR BEST
WHAT DO YOU GET SOMEONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
WHAT ME WORRY?
YOU CAN DRESS ME UP BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE ME OUT
YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM DRINK
YOU CAN’T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT’S COVER
I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT DRAGGED IN
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
A STITCH IN NINE SAVES TIME
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE
AS CERTAIN AS DEATH AND TAXES
BEATING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL IS A FUTILE GESTURE BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
BREAK A LEG
CATCH YOU LATER ALLIGATOR
YOU LOOK LIKE YO’RE DANCING ON A HOT TIM ROOF
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
DON’T PISS INTO THE WIND
DON[T PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY DON’T TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS
DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY
EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE
YOU KNOW, GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT
BUT WE GAVE IT OUR BEST SHOT
GRASS DOES NOT GROW ON A BUSY STREET
I AM A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK
AND I’M PLAYING WITH A PAT HAND
AND I’M A HAYSEED
I’M A REDNECK
AND I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
I FELL OFF OF THE WAGON
BUT I’M A TEETOTALER
I’M HIGHER THAN A KITE
IT’T AIN’T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS
IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHOSE OX IS BEING GORED
IT’S NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES
HEY BY THE WAY I’M A MEMBER OF MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID, ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY